Does motorhome repairing pay ??

by deka Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:20 pm

The UK Department of Employment believed a motorhome repairer wasn't paying proper wages to his help.

An agent was sent to the premises to investigate the claim.

GOVERNMENT AGENT:
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

OWNER:
"Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years.
I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about £50 per week, and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen bottles of budweiser every Saturday night so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

GOVERNMENT AGENT:
"That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

OWNER:
"That'll be me. What'd you want to know? lol4