Computer instruction manuals

Bought a new tablet, super ultra thin high spec thing it does about everything. Naturally it comes with no instruction manual you have to download it. Now if I knew how to connect this piece of art to the internet I probably wouldn't need the stupid instruction manual in the first place so that's a non starter.

Hey ho though I have a laptop, lets just download and print it..... 125 PAGES, someones's having a laugh if they think I am going to print that lot.

Phone them up and ask for a hard copy, " We can sell you one"

I just paid over £400 for a piece of equipment and they want to sell me a book on how to work it,,, FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T TELL AUTOSLEEPERS!!