five seasons of the year

Just bought a sleeplng bag which is 5 seasons, what is all this about? No wonder i got to 76 so quickly i have been missing out on one of the seasons.

Not regarding a 5 season sleeping bag, but on the subject of ageing I was sent this today:

*The Thirteen Commandments for Seniors……*

#1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

#3 – You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.

#4 – Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - "On time" is when you get there.

#7 – Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

#9 – Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 – Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 – Ageing has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 – You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

And one more

#13 - One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.