‘Junk- Emailers’
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‘Junk- Emailers’
The ‘Junk-mailers’ have got hold of one of my Email address’s …… so now I get about 80 ‘hits’ a day
“Meet ‘over 60’s’ singles in your Area” …..
Now if Chris (my better half) ever came to her senses and dumped me, what age group do you think I would checking out for her replacement ??
“Guaranteed loans today” ……
Funny old World isn’t it, when we really needed a loan, we didn’t qualify, but now we don’t need one, everyone and his dog wants to lend us ’wonga’
“PPI advice” …..
I never got involved in ‘those’, but if I had, why would I want to give any of it away to these ‘people’
“Security Alert ….. Confirm your Bank details” …..
Now, I didn’t come up on and never worked on a ‘Banana Boat’
“Join our today Gym and get fit” …..
It’s taken years to get my Body into the superbly sculptured ‘Blob’ you see today
“You can do something about Hair loss !!” …..
I’ve got a full Head of Hair ….. and enough sprouting out of my Ears and Nose everyday to stuff a cushion
Have a Great Day Folks
Brian
“Meet ‘over 60’s’ singles in your Area” …..
Now if Chris (my better half) ever came to her senses and dumped me, what age group do you think I would checking out for her replacement ??
“Guaranteed loans today” ……
Funny old World isn’t it, when we really needed a loan, we didn’t qualify, but now we don’t need one, everyone and his dog wants to lend us ’wonga’
“PPI advice” …..
I never got involved in ‘those’, but if I had, why would I want to give any of it away to these ‘people’
“Security Alert ….. Confirm your Bank details” …..
Now, I didn’t come up on and never worked on a ‘Banana Boat’
“Join our today Gym and get fit” …..
It’s taken years to get my Body into the superbly sculptured ‘Blob’ you see today
“You can do something about Hair loss !!” …..
I’ve got a full Head of Hair ….. and enough sprouting out of my Ears and Nose everyday to stuff a cushion
Have a Great Day Folks
Brian
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Re: ‘Junk- Emailers’
Very good indeed
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We live in very rural Ireland and Tony (my OH) says he knows all the older ladies around here and he doesn't fancy any of them!
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I hate these junk mail emails, but my son sent me this ....... apologies beforehand if it offends and (admin) feel free to block...
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your a.se, do NOT show them your a.se.
This is a scam. They only want to see your ar.e.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid now.
.....sorry !
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your a.se, do NOT show them your a.se.
This is a scam. They only want to see your ar.e.
I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid now.
.....sorry !
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Re: ‘Junk- Emailers’
I wish you had warned me earlier Bob
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Hi guys,
Glad you warned us there Bob.
Is this a national or local survey?
Just so's I can be ready when they call!
Mike D
Glad you warned us there Bob.
Is this a national or local survey?
Just so's I can be ready when they call!
Mike D
Last edited by 1b449 on Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:38 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Brain fail)
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