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Post by IanH Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:55 am

No-one has so far taken me up on buying my app.............
The one that switches the tv off 3 seconds before Nippy Sturgeon appears to spout..........again......and again...
Only £50,000 take PayPal!! up! hugegrins hugegrins hugegrins
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Post by willy eckerslike Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:06 pm

IanH wrote:No-one has so far taken me up on buying my app.............
The one that switches the tv off 3 seconds before Nippy Sturgeon appears to spout..........again......and again...
Only £50,000 take PayPal!! up! hugegrins hugegrins hugegrins
How on earth are you getting wee nippy in Norfolk. Is there no hiding place  nah

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Post by IanH Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:41 am

There is no hiding place from Covid. Nippy is from a similar strain!!!!
Fortunately we have a vaccine for Covid, don't know of one for her confused3 up! hugegrins
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Post by bikeralw Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:03 am

No way can Sir Lewis be on board, unless he's at the wheel...
Regarding Nippy, the only way to shut her up is to open up her cherished 2nd independence vote to the rest of the UK. She'd overwhelmingly get what she wants then.
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Post by Askit Mon Jan 11, 2021 10:41 am

I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go Whistle1

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Post by TeamRienza Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:40 am

And for balance, and they even provided their own boat, Bob Geldorf and all his luvvie whingers.

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Post by groundhog Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:39 pm

Askit wrote:I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go Whistle1
Absolutely no politics so now I am afraid Nippy must come off. Don't blame me. Dopey Di is exempt as she thinks she is a celebrity and is just so annoying. 
Updated crew list coming soon but two new additions Richard Madeley and parsnip man from the advert
I think he is called Roger Martin....
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Post by groundhog Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:40 pm

Bob Geldof in on the waitlist
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Post by Askit Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:36 pm

groundhog wrote:
Askit wrote:I love the lighthearted nature of this thread. But.........if politicians are fair game then can I propose a whole red bus (with some sort of message about £350m for the NHS on the side) loaded and ready to go Whistle1
Absolutely no politics so now I am afraid Nippy must come off. Don't blame me. Dopey Di is exempt as she thinks she is a celebrity and is just so annoying. 
Updated crew list coming soon but two new additions Richard Madeley and parsnip man from the advert
I think he is called Roger Martin....

On that basis I'm happy to withdraw my proposed group. It's doubtful they would have had the correct paperwork anyway  biggrin

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Post by IanH Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:58 pm

You can remove Nippy too, sorry for inadvertently breaking the rules!
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Post by groundhog Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:02 pm

The list so far, only a few places left, no more than twenty allowed ( but I can make changes for really good suggestions)

1. Gary Barlow... for being so smug
2. Gemma Collins.... for being Gemma Collins
3. Chap with the peroxide teeth... for being, well, just for being really
4. Dreams bed lady with the squeaky voice.. for services to hearing aids
5. Laura May Mc Mullan .... never heard of her, if its good enough for Gromit...!
6. Jules Holland... for being smarmy
7. Nish Kumar... because there is no reason why not  
8. Dopey Di.... Boat needed a purser and Carol Vorderman wasn't available
9. Stacey Dooley ( under review)
10. Mark Labbatt... for being too clever or thinking he is 
11. Richard Madeley.... how long have you got
12. Parsnip Man .... for wasting perfectly good veg
13. Jamie Oliver.... waving his arms about he is on semaphore duty
So just 7 places left allthumbz
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Post by phillips Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:00 pm

What about Sir? Lewis Hamilton. censored!
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Post by groundhog Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:19 pm

Can't put Sir Lewis on I am afraid, Al wouldn't let me even if I wanted to 🏎
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Post by groundhog Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:00 am

Having watched Mark Labbett on the TV last night just reconfirming he is departing without a shadow of a doubt, I wont be lending him the van anytime soon either if that is how he drives!
Still seven places left!
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Post by Askit Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:12 am

Two more contenders for seats, Vanessa Feltz.......is there no beginning to her talents Whistle1 and Alison Hammond..........where do I start scratch head

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Post by groundhog Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:44 am

Have to agree Tony they are gone
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Post by breakaleg Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:01 pm

You do of course realise that once you have filled this boat, they could produce a tv series called something like.
I m a celebrity get me off of here.
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Post by Quilter Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:13 pm

I don’t know where they found the 2 women and the man who sang at the Inauguration ceremony earlier this week but a shame they could not have found singers who could sing in tune, hold a tune and breath properly.

Dreadful performances of good music.
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Post by Gromit Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:17 pm

breakaleg wrote:You do of course realise that once you have filled this boat, they could produce a tv series called something like.
I m a celebrity get me off of here.
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Or a much better title Pete . . . "I'm a celebrity, throw me off here!"  Whistle1
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Post by breakaleg Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:57 pm

Yes indeed
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Post by bikeralw Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:16 pm

How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
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Post by groundhog Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:03 pm

No 3 on the list Al smile!
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Post by Gromit Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:24 pm

bikeralw wrote:How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
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Pillock??
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Post by Tinwheeler Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:02 pm

Gromit wrote:
bikeralw wrote:How about including all the pretentious folk who take great pleasure in being known by one name only. That guy with black hair and well-groomed beard who has far too many gleaming white teeth springs to mind.
I can't remember his name, but he seems to pop up on almost everything.
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Pillock??

Forever known as "The guy with the teeth".
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Post by TeamRienza Sat Jan 23, 2021 6:03 pm

Wishful thinking, but it would be nice to think we could have more intelligent, impartial presenters, journalists etc with real programmes, while the ship of fools sails endlessly round the Bermuda Triangle. Problem is I think with the removal of all the self appointed celebrities we will have created a vacuum which will only draw in a never ending supply of these cretins.

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