Celebrities.....

groundhog wrote:

So let's have some more suggestions for another launch of the ship to nowhere in 2021!

Groundhog, in the words of the guy in Jaws, we're gonna need a bigger boat. Either that or swap it for a long conveyor belt

willy eckerslike wrote:If Greg Wallace is staying I’m going.I’m nominating that bloke with the peroxide teeth on the strictly catchup programme.

I agree about the chap with the teeth, Willy. He seems to be a famous celebrity for, well, being famous. He's popping up everywhere these days like weeds in summer.

Be careful what you wish for, put all those celebrities on a ship and it’s the makings of a reality show! 

Either I or they live in a parallel universe if their reality is real! 

Mike

Mike187 wrote:Be careful what you wish for, put all those celebrities on a ship and it’s the makings of a reality show! 

Either I or they live in a parallel universe if their reality is real! 

Mike

You're too late with that idea, it was done earlier this year  I didn't watch it but there were ads about it "Don't rock the boat" I think it was called.

Should have torpedoed it! 

Mike

do you have any room for Claudia Winkelman?

Sure have but it wouldn't be on the boat

Mike187 wrote:Should have torpedoed it! 

Mike

This appeared recently on our (rural) road. The nearest railway is about 5 miles away. baffled me for a while!

groundhog wrote:Sure have but it wouldn't be on the boat

I guess Lady G doesn’t read this forum 
And Danny Dyer must be a candidate with that awful mockney twang !!

What about that squeaky voiced woman who gabbles her way through the Dream bed adverts?

Laura May MacMullen on Midlands News.

She seems to be a lovely lady and I'm sure she is, but her voice is more effective than a sleeping pill!

willy eckerslike wrote:

groundhog wrote:Sure have but it wouldn't be on the boat

I guess Lady G doesn’t read this forum 
And Danny Dyer must be a candidate with that awful mockney twang !!

Oh she does but she knows Claudia is no competition. 
Danny Dyer.... absolutely he is gone.

Gromit wrote:Laura May MacMullen on Midlands News.

She seems to be a lovely lady and I'm sure she is, but her voice is more effective than a sleeping pill!

Have absolutely no idea who she is but if she is not pleasing Lord Gromit then she is gone. 
Sorry Tim haven't seen the dreams lady either but same applies she is out. Mind you I may have seen a few ladies in my dreams

Come to think of it, the Memsahib can be a bit of a pain at times.

Any chance Hog? The cheque is ready for posting! 

A special request for jules Holland and Nish coomar or however he is spelt.

Davy

Has anyone mentioned Dopy Diane yet?

You could ask her to count the number of passengers on the boat Hog!!  

Dopy Di, Nish and Jules are all on, as to the Memsahib Gromit....  ....... American Express?

Just saw for the first time the dreams advert, lady was obviously chosen for her awful voice so people would talk about Dreams! It works!

I regret for fans, Stacey Dooley MBE is now up for forensic examination, why she has an MBE for services to broadcasting! Seriously does this country really hand out gongs that easily. I remain to be convinced so witnesses for the defence speak now or she is next! She would get on well with my ex neighbour Katie Price who set sail on a previous boat!

I so like your suggestion Gromit, Dopy Diane could sit on one of the tines of the anchor with Gemma Collins on the other. The crabs would have a whale of a time  

Definitely Mark Labbett from The Chase. Assuming the boat is big enough of course!

Nora

Lewis Hamilton (Sir What A Laugh)

The dreadful Manchetty woman who contaminates the BBC morning news

Mark Labbett he is on and just to add some balance the go compare man sit the other side
Sir Lewis and. Naga no sorry can't take either of them

Altogether now:

“They’d none of them be missed.
They’d none of them be missed.”

groundhog wrote:Mark Labbett he is on and just to add some balance the go compare man sit the other side
Sir Lewis and. Naga no sorry can't take either of them

Aw, no, I like the Go Compare man. 

Nora

Just for you Nora he can come off

groundhog wrote:Just for you Nora he can come off

Thank you.